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Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.
*During skype call*
Guy 1: hey bro......
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD
The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.
Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.
Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
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(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"
Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!
These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen