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White sticky pp juice that cums out of your pp when you gie your pp a rub rub
Me: EWW THATS CUM
Joe: no thats just milk
The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.
"Hey X listen to this joke"
Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*
A nonsensical term for krispy kreme's donut glaze.
Guy: Yo! They put lots of cum on my donut!
Other Guy: Sick dude, I love the taste of cum!
Cum is what you get because your pp has motion sickness. So when you shake it. It gets dizzy and vomits.
"Baby i have cum all over my hands"
Cum is cum
My dads
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
Cum