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its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.
I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.
A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.
“That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.”
A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.
That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.
When you get so hard your dick curves away like skateboard ramp and you shag your sister because your to lonley to get a gf lonley cunt but still have a fun time
Hey step bro want to have a Big dick time
When Rover gets killed by a Giratina and Datpro does the whip and nae nae
Rover:We don't talk about the last time
DatPro:no u
-Rover bans DatPro-
The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.
Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"
What a top tells his bottom when he wants him to leave after the sex
Oke time to go, I called you an Uber