cum guzzling slut monkey

Joe:yo that man is gay he slept with the whole team

Damn joe he must be a cum guzzling slut monkey

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wtf gay little monkey

wtf gay little monkey is when someone is just straight up being retarded and you dont know how to respond so you say wtf gay little monkey

Bro that shit was so wtf gay little monkey

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crash test monkey

a crash test dummy in the shape of a monkey that is used in crash tests.

instead of using a crash test dummy, the car manufacturer used a crash test monkey.

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little brown fuck monkey

little brown fuck monkey A term used by americans living in central america to describe permiscuis latin women

i seen the hottest little brown fuck monkey at the bar last night so i took her home poked her in the brown eye and then gave her a dirty sanchez before the money shot

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showing the monkey who's boss

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals

I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.

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worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

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Chief Data Monkey

Often confused in the wild to be the leader over an individual(s) of limited intellect and skills within an organization that can only mine or move data around from one place to another. But in fact, the Chief Data Monkey is a new species that has command of massive amounts of data that can be turned into information and insights for individuals to make better decisions. Organizations are sprouting up around "Big Data" and calling on these individuals to help make sense of the data both big and small that have impact on markets, science and governments. The challenge for governments and large enterprises becomes who should own big data initiatives that cross over entire departments and organizations. Therefore, the rise of the Chief Data Monkey becomes a natural evolution to ensure continued growth and prosperity and elevates the role of the once belittled data monkey.

Chief Data Monkeydata monkeybig dataexecutiveorganizationenterprisemarketgovernmentanalyst

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