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life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018


your life

is boring

Your life is boring babe!”
“Real”

by ndksnsksmsks February 19, 2023


Your life

Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.

Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024


Your life

You failed miserably.

Person 1: God your life sucks.
Person2: I know.

by Botyes December 29, 2021


Your Life

A unfunny joke.

"What's Your Life?"
"A unfunny joke."

by absolutely-definitive May 27, 2021


Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.

You: tell me a joke
Bob or some shit: your life.

by Insert dumd name here March 22, 2021


your life

means you having nothing going for yourself or others, you just sit a do nothing all day. Also means your life is terrible.

me and Jman is in the car riding around and I just look at him and say "your life"

by faxtzzz5 May 14, 2024