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what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019


do you listen to del roache?

If someone asks you if you listen to del roache, they're asking if you are part of besties purrr and if you were traumatized by some of the things that were sent there <3

Do you listen to del roache?
Bestie: Yes!
*they're a psychopath probably*

by del timmey November 19, 2020


Do a Rishi

to do Rishi (or a Rishis): Common British slang for unofficial work.
unofficial work often making use of company equipment/ time/ premises but solely for personal gain, unrelated to the interests of the company and/or tax department. With notable exceptions, doing Rishis is a fairly accepted part of British working life and, depending on the workplace, can even be done with managemental consent.

I'm notcoming to the pub this lunchtime, I'm staying at work to do a Rishi for a mate of mine.

by Sparky1877 April 8, 2022


do it for daryl

means if you do it you like Daryl

Daryl is a gay kid that lives in Rockhampton

catch the ball for Daryl

touch it for Daryl

do it for Daryl

suck it for Daryl

by James Tolhust June 10, 2019


What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.

“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023


Doing the Roach

1. To receive cunnilingus while lying down with your head hanging off the edge of the surface and legs straight up on the air.
2. In the movie Point Break (1991), when the fatally wounded character Roach launches himself backwards head first out of the plane to skydive.

“What are you planning for your 40th Birthday?”
“I think me and Keanu are just gonna be ‘doing the Roach’ all night on our new Crate and Barrel sectional.”

by Orangeflip October 14, 2019


do it to you

you finna beat somebody up or crack on them

florida slang "Jit im really bout to do it to you"

by Jayglizzfrmdadale February 23, 2021