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that one thing that comes up when you add new text
Computer: double click to edit
Person: I AM DOUBLE CLICKING LET ME EDIT THIS SHIT-
A business strategy in which you neg a client by putting your nutsack on a table to increase your companies value or increase the value of your product.
To increase the market value of the product John was selling, he decided to do a double bank shot right in front of the customer.
Pool bartender... "hey you two look happy what have you done today?"
Couple... "we just closed the curtains in our cabana and managed to get a double bingo!"
To put more effort into something and be more successful.
Robert: Ya, so I am going to have to double my ducks in the next competition.
Anna: Too true, you wouldn't want to duck out of the competition.
A double shovel is a sexual maneuver that is done with a partner. It is performed when the user fists themself until they defecate in their own hand. Afterwards the user must grasp the waste and shove it into the partners butthole.
My sneaky link, whom i met on tinder, performed a double shovel on me until my completion
To carry out work that will have to be repeated/undone at a later date.
This term originated in the mining industry where workers would unintentionally block their entrance and therefore have to move the soil for a second time in order to exit.
Example 1:
Don't leave that there or you will have to double shovel it.
Example 2:
I had to double shovel that because I didn't think it through.
When 2 things go wrong in a row. So instead of saying “oh fuck!” twice you just say “double fuck!”
Person 1: you just got fired
Person 2: damn
Person 1: and you’re gf cheated on u
Person 2: double-fuck!