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When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.
Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.
When a man's penis is so large that the act of pulling it out on a table makes 2 thumps
All the boys in the Frat got double thumpers
To lick someones ass until they shat
Friend 1: Bro you're sister gave me the double lick-lick last night!
Friend 2: Holy shit! Really?!
Friend 1: Hell yeah dawg!
Pleasuring a girl using a Vulcan salute
“Hey Jim I double gunning Uhura last night and she simultaneously farted from both holes”
~That double pipe party turned into double come squirt as I exhaled the crackercloud and released the brown newborn.
When someone giving head is crying resulting in the production of two salty fluids.
Instead of Lube we used a double salty, her tears were enough.
This is for the ladies for when you got a sinus cavity filled to the brim with snot, you give a guy head and when he cums, blow it out your nurse sound along with the snot.
Kelli sucked Tony's dick while she had the flu and when he nutted, she puffed the double dragon right out of her nose