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Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

by Maximo Flo March 7, 2024


Chewy fart

When you accidentally secrete fecal matter, during a fart, that has a chewy texture.

When I was eating pussy, she let a chewy fart slip out.

by Birtbombdotcom March 11, 2018


Chewy fart

A fart that smells so good you could eat it

My juatnket the best chewy fart.

by Birtbombdotcom March 11, 2018


fart speak

1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.

His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.

by daveobot February 14, 2021


derrick fart

A NASTY spray of ass juice in your face .reminiscent of decaying flesh, may cause instavomit and 3rd degree burns.

I feel sick, i walked into a derrick fart on the way here,call 911!

by Dwreck March 24, 2018


Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts

Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer

by Sharter69 January 2, 2021


fart monkey

the moment when a monkey farts

darn that was a fart monkey

by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz November 6, 2020