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Home to Yale University, the #1 College in America, also where all the bad bitches and future world leaders reside. Haters (Harvard) call it Big Bro, Lovers call it the Dirty Have.
New Haven is 100x better than Cambridge!
1. (Noun) Someone who is incapable of acknowledging the dystopian society that is currently present.
2. (Noun) A medically inferior, indoctrinated IT person, with early stages of balding, blindly defends corrupt corporations.
3. (Noun) A Big Brother worshipper.
Note: No longer used as a derogatory term against gays/lesbians.
Amanda: "I tried to kindly explain to my date that the world we live in is not what it seems - he just squealed and called me a conspiracy theorist!"
Kylie: "Oh, he's just another weak-spermed, brainwashed FAG."
Amanda (whispering): "Hey, we're in a gay bar - please don't use that term!"
Kylie: "Oh, my bad. Didn't you know? Go on Urban Dictionary and search the word, 'Fag (new)'!"
When two guys, one named Vinny and the other Sal, jerk each other off while chanting “Jeter...Jeter...Jeter”
Some baseball fans like to do the New York yankee
People from New Mexico our New Mexkittens.
I was just in New Mexico and realized all the people are New Mexkittens!
Being racist
White writer: "I am challenging the herd with new and bold thinking"
- "So you are racist and think a poc is 'culturally appropriating' white people by bleaching their hair."
A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.
Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.
NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.
Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..
Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…
Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?