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A neighbor has pull-back hair, in other words, it looks like someone spunked a huge wad of cum on her head from a nerdy guy that loves pork.
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Its when your very horny and instead of from the front you get jerked off from the back between the legs under the cheeks.
Would you like to give me a back tug
When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
A negative terms towards Canadians
(Friend) That Canadian was rude and judgemental.
(Me) meh fuckem he's a cold back anyways
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Hym "Well!? Call back you fucking clown! Why call me from a number I can't redial and not even have the patience to wait 30 seconds so I can turn off my Bluetooth? Wtf is wrong with you?"
That was called a call-back you humorless dork.
Hym “That was a call-back you humorless dork. How’s all that moral posturing feel? Good? Good.”
Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back