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A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain
The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound
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(Nin-ju.__Tie-mm)
One calls out "Ninja Time" to signify that they are going to vanish for a while, after the statement "Ninja Time" has been made it is customary but not necessary to include "Duces"
Bez: Yo this party sucks
Jack: Yeah but what are you going to do? We have to be here..
Bez: Ninja Time..... duces
Jack: Ninja what?? Wait... What?? Where did you go?? {Looks around to no avail}
1. When dorks & their friends get together to pretend to be ninjas by doing somersaults and kicking each other.
2. What to do at work when you're bored.
3. What people with no social lives do on the weekends.
1. Yea! It's Ninja-time!!!!!
2. Nick got fired for using work for Ninja-time.
3. So me & Julianne are gonna go to the park for Ninja-time on Saturday. Wanna come?
Something that meets bruh moment criteria by being unusual or small brain but only partially
Why does this cat follow me? It's such a part time bruh moment
A guy, that can travel trough time and perform magic while traveling.
Person A: expelliarmus, i'm traveling through time!
Person B: You're a Time Wizard, Harry.
(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.
a slow motion action sequence involving guns in a film. Many people believe that The Matrix was the first to do it but actually the vampire movie Blade with Wesley snipes did it first a year before the Matrix. After Blade The Matrix came out & everybody was blown away because they never seen it done so many times in a film.
Guy 1: yo you seen the Matrix? Dem slow motion sequences was the shit!
Guy: nah man that Bullet Time was pioneered by Blade. GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT!