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This mf was trained by Batman. He has a killers Metallety.yes he can say the tf you thinking? He has two glocks he rocks black tims he fucked up Batman and made the joker rethink his sins
When a dude licks a girls cooch , but shes on her period and his teeth comes out bloody.
Guy#1, " Daum bruh last night was going perfect, with that fine ass girl I met last week, but guess what homes?"
Guy#2, "What?"
Guy#1," She was on her period and didnt wana tell me, so when i was licking it, i got a Red Tooth."
Guy#2, "That's gross bruh."
Legend says that the Red Flip can save the planet. Also, it is being used as the soundest structure for bridges. Takes about five minutes and about six squirts of hairspray.
"Hey, baby, looking awfully HOT and SEXY today!"
"Yeah, I decided to rock the Red Flip!"
Where you are about to get a blowjob and when you don't realize it the girl fills her mouth with hot sauce....
OWWWWWWWWWW!
What happened man????
She gave me a "red hot chilli
If this happens, you're doing it wrong!
Bitch, you're not supposed to use your teeth! That's a red Hummer!
When a ginger’s (ex. Ach) white milk goes into beans pus when she’s on her period, making a red velvet baby cookie cause she loves cookies; a recipe for a child
Bean and neigh red velvetted so hard last night
Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group formed and managed by SM Entertainment. They debuted on August 1, 2014 with the digital single "Happiness" with the four-member line-up of Irene, Seulgi, Wendy and Joy. Yeri joined the group in March 2015, following their first major release, Ice Cream Cake.
STAN RED VELVET. AND WE WANT A FULL ALBUM FOR THEMMMMM
WE WANT A COMEBACK THIS 2020.
SM SUCKS
AND WE WANT PSYCHO SOTYYY!!
Dude what is Red Velvet?
Is that a cake?
Nope its a korean girl group