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When you are haveing sexy time with a femail and you cum in her eyes and then put a fish bowl filled with coffee on her head and push her down the stairs into 5 moby dildos
I gave that slut the joe fishbowl and she went wild
A person who can pull off the name Guapo Joe is a complete stud. He’s the smoothest guy on the block, but don’t let his good looks fool you. He is not the dude to mess with.
Guapo Joe is probably Spanish, but either way he is a beast and will probably steal your girl. He is an intelligent man that knows when to talk and when to just sit back and observe.
Friend: Yo who’s that guy getting all the girls over there? I want to go show him up.
Other Friend: Oh, that’s Guapo Joe. Get used to it, he’s a beast. And don’t mess with him, you will regret it.
Smartest Mofo ever
Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Person 1 "Yo do you know Barry Joe?"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
He lovvvvvvvvvvvvves military fails. And talks about how he has American friends and is going there.
Hey im joe williams i have American friend bye.
Coffee mixed with orange juice. Acquired Taste, but it's actually very good.
-Orange Joe is pretty good, I don't get why people hate it.
Someone who is a prodigy but sucks ass in sucking ass while sucking asses
mane that Park Joe Young is so dumb