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The best thing to do when somebody asks you if you will marry them.
"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."
A fart is a majestic smell coming from a rear end people like to eat them
Random girl : OMG who just farted
Other girl : not me
Noun: A gas that expels out your anus, which has the ability to shoo others away
2. A force so strong it causes people to make sounds and interact
Ugh, who farted in here
Who cut the cheese?
When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.
I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.
An excuse made by a wife to avoid giving a BJ due to their gassy husband blowing fecal matter on his member allday.
I’m not giving you road head, you got fart dick after our dinner date!
Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.
This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.