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lucky escape. From the phrase 'land like a cat.'
It is a cat landing that you managed to fling off your enemies.
Typically done by 40 year old men, the cat crush is a sexual move with a cat. (Normally a house cat, but any type of cat will do) The cat must not be neutered, as you will need the cat to have at least one of their testes.
What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat
Stevie gave his cat a nice Cat Crush, he's one hell of a guy!
When you fart on her pussy. Spooning Gas fart
My girl was the big spoon last night and after all those tacos, I would up gassing the cat.
why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop
Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS
mostly porn drawers find this the hotspot for no reason i mean sure it got a frikin skirt but W H Y
hey you my cat maid?
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Those demons that beat yo’ cat to the ground.
My boyfriend is the best cat beater around.