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cunt muffin

relating to or of pisci's sister

wow shes a real cunt muffin.

by chris eid February 2, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gypsy-faced cunt

Someone who has the facial features of a gypsy, other 'carney folk' or travelling nomad. This may be due to having eyes close together, or dark skin due to working around diesel fair-ride generators. They may also have small hands.

"Put the cheese down, you gypsy-faced cunt!"

by Beer Sponge March 12, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


flat top cunt

person who thinks he is cool with a flat top haircut

"look at that flat top cunt, what a wanker"

by rtargett September 18, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt muzzle

1: a woman that has several tampons/or other objects at once in her cunt at once creating a muzzle so that it cant get anymore

2: an electrified barbed wire underwear a girl whose parents are complete assholes wear so that a guy cant get in her panties

1: Wow betty used so many tampons at once that she cunt muzzled herself

2:Wow i went so far with betty but i couldnt get passed her cunt muzzle

by lsw5t9uq43oiut3 July 22, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt cicle

the result of female uraniation in which the fridge air freezes the coochal area and produces piss cicles: see piss cicles.

Becky exclaimed "It's so cold outside I just got a cunt cicle!"

by Lori D February 16, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Cunt Bucket

Noun. A lying girl who dumps her boyfriend to run off with some other male without reason or advanced notice.

Tom, "Anna just ran off with some useless, big nosed fucker."
Joe, "She's a rusty cunt bucket. Forget about her, let's go get a beer."

by Prince Geoff November 1, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo

The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you aโ€ฆ
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.

I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldnโ€™t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!

by Frank Palace July 16, 2022

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