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A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.
I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!
IT'S CALLED THE MARTINGALE STRATEGY, CODY! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! THAT'S TWICE! THAT'S TWICE I CAUGHT YOU MAKING UP POP-PSYCHOLOGY ABOUT A PERSON TO EXPLAIN THEIR BEHAVIOR ONLY TO REVEAL THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE DOING IT TO THAT RETARD ELON IT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE YOU'RE TALK SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARD AND THEY ARE NOT! IT'S THIS AND THE RAT EXPERIMENT, CODY! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING SHIT UP, CODY! SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PROJECTING! I'M A LITERAL PSYCHOLOGY GENIUS CODY! STOP MAKING SHIT UP! BEING A SHIT-LIB = SMART TO YOU AND THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!
Hym "According to Wikipedia the Martingale strategy (Maintaining the same bet when you win and doubling down when you lose) is a legitimate gambling strategy that has been around since the 18th century and originated in France! You don't know what you're talking about again, Cody! You're making shit up again! 'Mental health' is being a shit-lib to you! 'Being smart' is being a shit-lib to you, Cody! I'm gonna fuck Katie until she squeals, Cody! And I'm going to where a Jew-Hat when I do it! The Rat-King thing too, Cody Johnston! You thought Jordan was wrong but you just don't know what you're talking about! That's all you piece of shit YouTube parasites ever do, Cody! You talk shit, make shit up, use cheap rhetorical tricks, and lie, Cody! You don't care about truth, Cody! You don't care about morality, Cody! You picked a side (politically) and now the validity of you existence is entirely contingent on the validity of your politics which is why you despise anyone who doesn't to the partisan-line! You're a retard! Just like Elon! I'm better than everyone!"
when one passes out with his shoes on and his rugby teammates color both his ankles blue, similar to the old blue ankle only one usually realizes the second ankle much later
I passed out with my shirt on and woke up with drawings on me and the double blue ankle
To lick someones ass until they shat
Friend 1: Bro you're sister gave me the double lick-lick last night!
Friend 2: Holy shit! Really?!
Friend 1: Hell yeah dawg!
Pleasuring a girl using a Vulcan salute
“Hey Jim I double gunning Uhura last night and she simultaneously farted from both holes”
~That double pipe party turned into double come squirt as I exhaled the crackercloud and released the brown newborn.
When someone giving head is crying resulting in the production of two salty fluids.
Instead of Lube we used a double salty, her tears were enough.