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Doubling Down

IT'S CALLED THE MARTINGALE STRATEGY, CODY! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! THAT'S TWICE! THAT'S TWICE I CAUGHT YOU MAKING UP POP-PSYCHOLOGY ABOUT A PERSON TO EXPLAIN THEIR BEHAVIOR ONLY TO REVEAL THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE DOING IT TO THAT RETARD ELON IT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE YOU'RE TALK SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARD AND THEY ARE NOT! IT'S THIS AND THE RAT EXPERIMENT, CODY! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING SHIT UP, CODY! SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PROJECTING! I'M A LITERAL PSYCHOLOGY GENIUS CODY! STOP MAKING SHIT UP! BEING A SHIT-LIB = SMART TO YOU AND THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!

Hym "According to Wikipedia the Martingale strategy (Maintaining the same bet when you win and doubling down when you lose) is a legitimate gambling strategy that has been around since the 18th century and originated in France! You don't know what you're talking about again, Cody! You're making shit up again! 'Mental health' is being a shit-lib to you! 'Being smart' is being a shit-lib to you, Cody! I'm gonna fuck Katie until she squeals, Cody! And I'm going to where a Jew-Hat when I do it! The Rat-King thing too, Cody Johnston! You thought Jordan was wrong but you just don't know what you're talking about! That's all you piece of shit YouTube parasites ever do, Cody! You talk shit, make shit up, use cheap rhetorical tricks, and lie, Cody! You don't care about truth, Cody! You don't care about morality, Cody! You picked a side (politically) and now the validity of you existence is entirely contingent on the validity of your politics which is why you despise anyone who doesn't to the partisan-line! You're a retard! Just like Elon! I'm better than everyone!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2024


double blue ankle

when one passes out with his shoes on and his rugby teammates color both his ankles blue, similar to the old blue ankle only one usually realizes the second ankle much later

I passed out with my shirt on and woke up with drawings on me and the double blue ankle

by bluesocks January 9, 2010


Double Cosby

Rape at least 120 women

I heard Big Jacket Smith hit a Double Cosby last week.

by Drunkietheclown September 15, 2023


double neening

the art of using one neen, yet double neening. it's definitely a talent.

madds: gill u got a neen???
gill: oh yeh, we'll 'double neen'
madds: ahhhhh AMAZING idea
madds (says to weirdo guy): oi take a pic of us 'double neening'
(weirdo takes pic)
weirdo: fuck u chick are amazing at 'double neening'
madds and gill look at photo
madds: that was art

by maddstarino July 8, 2006

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Double Party

When you fist someone's asshole with both hands.

This girl's butt-hole was so loose, I gave her a Double Party.

by elosgallo March 31, 2024


Double sundae

A thing that you cant have two of at the same time

“Bro DONT DOUBLE SUNDAE!! Liking brad and sam at the same time isnt possible”

by Slayate March 1, 2023


Double Punk Swissroll

A double punk swissroll is a person (man), confused about not only his race, but also his sexuality. The Double Punk Swissroll (DPS) is unsure if he is able to not only denounce his race and be gay, denounce his race and be straight, or simply stay being a closet creeper. The DPS will test the waters, and come into his own, slowly. Amongst heterosexual males, the first attempt of testing his sexual aura by wearing items that heterosexual men don't wear. Tongue rings, silver unity rings and matches necklaces. If mention of his ways, he will shyly play it off as if it were to be a joke.

I don't know about that guy, but I think he's a double punk swissroll.

by Groovious February 10, 2019