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When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.
I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...
A mambo is to do a line of cocaine... An obmam is a mambo backwards.... To do a line upside down usually headstanding at the afters, whilst a mate drops a key up your nose
Which nostril for your obmam down, Matt?
A mambo is to do a line of cocaine... An obmam is a mambo backwards.... To do a line upside down usually headstanding at the afters, whilst a mate drops a key up your nose
Which nostril for your obmam down, Matt?
When you shove up boost someone mid air and then shove down boost them into the ground
Max got so mad at Trenton for smashing his girlfriend so he gave him a shove up down combo and he learned his lesson
What every annoying bitch needs to chug vigorously
Arzaylea really needs to drink a cup of calm the fuck down, since all she does is cause drama.
Arzaylea needs to chug a cup of calm the fuck down, because everyone in the fandom with a right sense of mind hates her.
Opposite from dick down but more like putting your sack in your partners mouth and letting her suck on it for a long time.
Yesterday night I sacked down Nicki and she was enjoying it.