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when your sugar mommy has a scat kink you have to fufil
damn bro, you got yourself a fart mommy, what a unique way to make bank!
This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good
Dude I love that song Havana farting la
When you are in the bath, pool, or hot tub and you continuously fart making multiple bubbles and creating your own jacuzzi
Kate: I thought this was a hot tub, how did you make it into a jacuzzi
Matthew: By using the power of farts
Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep
Kate:.....Nice
The act of farting so big and juicy that you physically feel it
Jane: maannn I just had a big phat juicy fart and it stinks so bad
Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*
The technique of pressing your naked butt against another naked body and farting.
I like to surprise my girlfriend with a bareback fart before I trap her in the Dutch oven.
when you're giving your partner head and they let out a big fart that smells like cream cheese and booty oder
She had a Big Fart Bobby in bed last night