The mommy-friendly way of saying what the actual fuck when you know that children are present. (Usually used by blogger mommies.)
Rachel: My husband slept with his secretary.
Jess: What the Hey-Hey!
When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.
Look what the selfie dragged in !
Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard
Look what the selfie dragged in!
Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.
Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*
"Heard your girlfriend went too hard and broke your dick." "What it is, what it is, boi."
The Term "50K for WHAT?!" came from the current situation about Verbalase who was known for Beatboxing, however, he ended up Spending 50 Thousand Dollars on something that no one else would even like, which it was an AMV of Hide Away about him and his "crush" who was known as Charlie Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel, leading to him to end up going Bankrupt because of that, leading to him to be known as the "Hazbin Gooner" instead of the "Thanos Beatbox" guy, which it's honestly pretty disappointing to see where he has come to.
A Verbalase Fan: Man i loved watching Verbalase when i was a kid
Somebody else on Youtube: Hey buddy, have you heard he spent 50K for a Hazbin Hotel AMV
A Verbalase Fan: HE SPENT 50K FOR WHAT?!
asking on the current update about a person or thing
or to ask for an opinion or solution to something.
friend: what's the level top dawg
me: normal level OG
girlfriend: babe, the rain has refused to stop!
boyfriend: so, what's the level?
It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.
Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?
What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.