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Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.
"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".
Double headed sword, two headed penii which can be used in an array of ways.
Holy Rahul cover up man! You lucky bastard you got yourself a Penis Bifidula!
It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you
Oh god please no a Gonzales penis
So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.
Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!
Having a Baby Lodged in your penis
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
I have a 6 month old baby penis
One who pops pimples with a purple penis
Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper
When a multitude of naked males go into a Ferris wheel like formation around a female and serenade her with 40's rock music. Commonly found being done in Winchendon Massachusetts.
If when enters her household. One will commonly find Macy in the middle of a Penis Wheel.