Ur mom

I like trains im so famous

Ur mom: ur adopted

Ur Mom

A response that you can say to literally ANYTHING :D

Felicia"What's the answer to question B?"
Darren: "UR MOM"

ur mom

1) who im fucking

2) a milf

3) a sexy woman i have sex with

4) who i have sexual intercourse with

-ur mom is a milf
-wtf?
-i mean its not just that i'd like to fuck her, im already doing it
-dude what, im blocking you

ur mom

i fucked ur mom

ur mom is really good in bed

ur mom

ur mom is a fat being /j

ur mom

Ur Mom

Ur mom

brett: Hey dude what did you do last night?
jim: Ur mom

ur mom

ur mom is just simply ur mom! THATS IT STOOPID!

person: "ur mom"
other person: "WHAT ABOUT MY MOM HOE"