Friends are people who like each other's company and they talk to each other about their lives. There doesn't have to be a want for a relationship for two people to be friends.
"I met a guy and we've been talking! We're good friends."
“Do you have friends?”
“Wtf are friends bro?”
Dicks that make fun off you ex:("You're short and have a small penis")
Ben\Paxton: "Hey Spencer you're small and weak hahahahahha"
Spencer: Crying on the inside
Friends :Douchbags that use you as a punching bag.
Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.
Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!