When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.
Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was
when you're giving your partner head and they let out a big fart that smells like cream cheese and booty oder
She had a Big Fart Bobby in bed last night
A NASTY spray of ass juice in your face .reminiscent of decaying flesh, may cause instavomit and 3rd degree burns.
I feel sick, i walked into a derrick fart on the way here,call 911!
a person that squeezes their facts
Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer
fart boy harry is a snapchat groupchat, that has been through a lot of groupchats actually. this groupchat dies a lot but when active, it’s the best
person 1: hey! what’s fart boy harry?
person 2: oh hey!! fart boy harry is a groupchat on snapchat!! did you not literally get that from the definition??? freak 😑
A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.