Engine Cat

A purring cat.

"Guys look! My cat is purring, he's a little engine cat!"

cat cozy

a knitted, crocheted, or felted cat bed that is shaped like a large beanie with a singular hole, so that the cat can cuddle comfortably inside in purrfectly restful sleep.

"I made a cute cat cozy and my cat loves it! All you can see of her is her little head poking out of the hole of a huge wool beanie.

cat shepherd

The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".

"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."

Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."

cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me

random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what

Funny Cat GIF

A Funny Cat GIF (FCG for short) is a Gif of a cat do something funny.

I quite like Funny Cat GIFs

Cat Call

Remarks of gratitude or complements given to a passerby.

I enjoy being cat called
Ex: You look nice today