26-22

My actions are my only true belongings.
I cannot escape the consequences of my actions.
My actions are the ground on which i stand.

Actions speak louder than words...

Thich Nhat Hanh ✝ 26-22

June 26

June 26 Whoever born on this date is beyond a shadow of a doubt is the most intelligent and attractive and hottest and sexiest and extremely drop dead bloody gorgeous GODSENT FEMALE on the planet you know someone born on this date you better hurry up and girlfriend her up because all men are so over obsessed with her big time

That girl that just walked in i just fainted by looking at her she must be born on June 26!!!

June 26

The day Begu Petruța was born

Mihaela: Do you know what day is today ?

Mihai: It’s June 26. Why?

Mihaela:Because today was born that one girl that has a 40 inch dick.
Mihai: Yeah, Petruța!

June 26

Tell your bestie kaitlyn happy birthday the most beautiful person is born and they are always horny

Bad bitch is born
June 26 the hottest person is born

26 November

Give your girlfriend a jumper day. Today is the day you HAVE to give your girlfriend a jumper. Bonus points if you give her two!!!!

Girlfriend: hey! Give me a jumper, please?
Boyfriend: No!
Girlfriend: but it’s 26 November!!!!!

Revelations 4:13-26

And ye, the Lord said unto Jeremy “I got a blumpkin in a waffle house bathroom in Picayune, Mississippi by a middle-aged, slightly overweight, high school lunch attendant named Miss Rose.”

I love reading the bible. Revelations 4:13-26 Is my favorite verse.

January 26

Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.

Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend

Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to