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the best person you will ever meet so kind so handsome so smart if you ever meet him keep him in ur life
people born on January 26 are the best people ever
National kiss your blonde girlfriend day.
Hey blondie its january 26
national suck your partners dick day
it's june 25 and 26, come sick my dick shawty
National Nude Pic Day
The only day of the year when you can request a nude pic
Girl, send me the pic...26 April
26. April, international lick your fish and floor day.
"lick your floor"
"Lick me"
"Lick that fish"
"26. April wow"
And ye, the Lord said unto Jeremy “I got a blumpkin in a waffle house bathroom in Picayune, Mississippi by a middle-aged, slightly overweight, high school lunch attendant named Miss Rose.”
I love reading the bible. Revelations 4:13-26 Is my favorite verse.
A phrase meaning "The most unrealistic dreams ever" and usually related to territorial disputes.
Indian person: Kashmir is Indian
Pakistani person: In your dreams at 3:26 AM