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Car Salesman Jargon.
Basically means a piece of shit car that will need alot of work and money to look half decent, just doesn't sound as bad.
1976 Chev truck. needs some work. Good Project car. Newer tires/lights. Factory original glass and paint. $4000
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1976 Chev truck. Needs work. Needs lots of time and money to restore. Old paint and glass. Tires 4 years old, lights 5 years old. $4000
What truck would you rather buy?
Intercourse that happens inside a car, truck, van, or any type of motor vehicle (space permitting). When administered correctly, it is possibly the best sex you could ever have.
"I had car sex the other day with my boyfriend, Neill and it was amazing! I came like 9 times!"
When two lesbians have sex. Nothing goes in or out, just a lot of bumping of things.
Paula and this slut went to play bumper cars...and I watched them play all night...
Probably one of the worst fucking scams in all of existance. Sure it's fine if you buy a brand new Dodge Challenger with a mother fucken hemi and some nigger tryin to hit his crack pipe smashes right into back of you while you're at a stop light. Then you get your car fixxed or replaced. But I'm talking about us poor ass college students who work fucking minimum wage and can't even afford to fucken eat because we have to pay out half of our fucking paycheck just to "ensure" we can cover that crack smokin nigger can get his rims replaced or some shit. If the minimum liabily rates werent so high it wouldn't be a fucking scam and since they rarely drop itas it is the thousands of dollars you shell out are never returned to you.... Those basterd will never give you a fuckking penny in your life.... I mean the agent at state farm gave me a fucking Coke....in a can ...that's it. When I drink Coke I want in a fucking bottle you mother fuckering Insurance Agent basterd FUKK
Guy 1: So this strung out meth nigger hit my brand new Mustang and he didn't have car Insurance.
Guy 2: Maybe he can pay you with meth and you can sell it to children at elementary schools for extra cash to pay the damages.
Guy1: I guess that sounds feasible but I just wish car insurance wasn't such a huge moey racketing bullshit scam.
Guy2: You know what man, THat meth nigger don't buy car insurance, he buys meth and smokes in a meth pipe.
Guy1: Fucken eye Man!!! As soon as I pay this Mustang off, I'm getting rid of my bullshit car Insurance and buyin some sheesha!!!
A lemon. Refers to the long held belief that cars built in the US on a Friday were more likely to have problems, due to the UAW folks being drunker than they are on other days of the week.
"That rattling in the door turned out to be a broken Rolling Rock bottle. Goddamn Friday car."
Term used to describe American or Australian model cars hosting large powerful motors produced between 1960's-1970's. These are TRUE cars that will tear up tarmac with the force of a huge roaring V8 with hardcore torque with the absence of cheesey gadgets and microships that infest the weak 4 cylinder rice rockets that plague the roads these days.
Muscle Cars :
Pontiac GTO (holden monaro)
Buick Skylark
Superbird
Chev Chevelle
Plymouth roadrunner
Holden Monaro GTS
Holden Torana