A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.
"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
´´mopped the floor´´ is a word used mainly in the ballroom scene and the queer community. It means that someone did something so insane/great during (mainly) a performance.
´´YESS BITCH YOU MOPPED THE FLOOR´´
When you get a mop stick shoved up your ass
In 13 reasons why season 2 tyler got mop sticked to the point of blood
longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.
if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you're gonna have a bad time.
Sticking one's tongue in another persons mouth and moving it around in an intense circular motion, while making wet and sloppy sounds.
He gave me a mop kiss and I liked it