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The brown stains left after flushing a big shit down the toilet.
Dude, I just droppped an 8-laner shit in your mom's toilet. Your Mom's toilet bowl looks like a brown 8 lane super highway .
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National kiss an A day it’s a day that you have to kiss someone who’s name starts with A.
Person: Yo Alex I gotta kiss you it’s November 8
Alex: aight imma fuh with u
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In response to a Beer Explosion. A Code 8 directs all units to begin relief operations & commence immediate procurement of pretzels.
Eddie: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.
Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
Wiggum: (gets out of the car) I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
Eddie: (into radio) We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels
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What urban dictionary uses to show you how to pronounce a word such as sex or bikini.
It is usually a few recordings of people saying the word in a sentence or just by itself.
Bill- I didn't know how to say the word sex so I looked at Urban Dictionary's 8 sounds.
Louis- Wow, Bill, thats kind of sad.
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March 8 is the day a funny, tall, and handsome man is born.
If you have a friend that is born on March 8 you are blessed.
You were born on March 8 I can tell.
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YES was made on this law, making gay marriage illegal in the state of California.
A law that made Californians look retarded.
Passing this law made "equality" a joke.
"Hey did you hear that Prop 8 was passed?"
"Yeah, what fucking retards."
"Yeah, the people who voted 'YES' are such douches."
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national guitar hero day! many guitar legends were born this day, some of the most fire ones you'll meet!
she was born on february 8? what a legend
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