e-wife

A real woman who meets a real man on the internet and forms an intimate or close communication based relationship via email, skype or text. They discuss as husband and wife but never meet.

The converse is true for a male as in e-husband.
e= electronic

I have an e-wife who I will meet this evening, as planned, on skype for intimate conversation, but we have never met.

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e-thug

An internet thug. They usually sound very tough and scary. Does not show people who they are in public. Probably got picked on in school, comes online to higher their self-esteem. Talks a-lot of non-sense around the area of insulting your mommy to penis size. Stays behind the monitor so nothing can hurt them.

"FUCK YOU CUH. I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR FUCKIN FAMILY YOU NUB!"

"CAL Open, HA! AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!"

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e-meet

The initial electronic correspondence between strangers.

It was nice to e-meet you, hope to hear from you again.

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e-depression

Loser american kids (or wannabe american kids) who think they're 'depressed' and moan on about it on the internet all the time, via msn and chat forums/rooms.

If they really knew what depression was, they wouldn't be on the internet talking to others about it.

Usually coupled with poetry that's utterly shite and has a miserable tone to it.

Oh woe my crimson skies, when will it all end (like)

"Life sucks i'm gonna end it like the agony of the night sky"

"I slit my wrists and tell people about it"

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old e

Short for Old English 800 which is malt liquor that usually comes in a 40 oz bottle. Greatly advertised by such artist as EAZY-E, Knockout, and Bone Thugs and Harmony

Yo Rookie, pass da Old E!

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E-Kitten

Either a 40 year old man who is in need of love faking to be a female mostly on discord. Or a 11 year old female who has no idea what there doing. Often “meowing” or faking or actually having a speech impediment. Saying daddw waddy or something stupid

Oh look it’s an e-kitten ew her pfp is emo “ hey daddy Waddwwwv how are you doing today ready for some more e-head” Just ignore them

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Ukiyo-e

A Japanese art movement that flourished from the 17th to the 19th century. It produced paintings and prints depicting the everyday life and interests of the common people.

Ukiyo-e is the Japanese woodblock print genre of art, literally, "Pictures of the floating world."

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