smoke detector

1. A device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning

*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*

--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!

--What's that mean!

--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.

--Oh.

*house burns down*

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smoke meat

A tiny penis
Small cock

That kid Dustin has a smoke meat.

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smoking rope

Smoking weed. the plant used to make weed, Cannabis, is also used for making rope.

yo, you been smoking rope? cause ure fucking blazin man.

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smoke a jay

To smoke a joint

Yo homie u want to smoke a jay

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smoke canada

to smoke pot/weed/cannabis/marijuana/etc.

-Hey dude, do you want to go out back and smoke canada?

-Yo, I really want to smoke some canada right now.

-Joe's in his room, smokin' canada.

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Smoking Penis

1. Fucking up.

2. Committing an act of complete buffoonery.

3. Talking some crazy bullshit.

I sent you to the store for wraps and you went and got some blueberry white owls? WTF dawg you smoking penis I ain’t hitting that

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Butt smoke

The act of smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke into another's anus; then resulting in smoke coming out of said person's ass.

Yeah, she had just butt smoked. I think we should avoid her from now on.

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