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The act of being most amazing
Bruce Springsteen was amazing, Michael Jackson was amazing-er but Kelsie Kennedy was amazing-er-est
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Slang for when someone gets a sex change. A.K.A.- Gender reassignment surgery A.K.A - Gender reaffirming surgery
Maxine got "The Old Switch-er-oo", and now goes by the name Max.
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Taken from an embarrassing celebrity encounter with Tim Curry and fragrant soaps, the phrase "That'll give you... er... bees." has evolved to become a consoling response to embarrassing anecdotes. It can also be just "That'll give you bees" or simply "Bees"
Bob: And then they depantsed me in front of the entire history faculty!
Amy: *Consoling nod* That'll give you bees.
John: I can't believe I just did that!
Matt: Bees, man, bees.
Shop attendant's mind: Those soaps are so fragrant, we sometimes get bees in the store thinking they're flowers.
Shop attendant's mouth: That'll give you... er... bees.
Tim Curry: Oh indeed.
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Someone who drives at a constant 45 miles per hour, regardless of what the speed limit is on their section of road. They'll happily speed dangerously through a residential area where the limit is 30, and then hold everyone up on a main road where the limit is 60.
"Hey dude, is this guys speedo broken?"
"Nah, he is a 45 miles per hour-er"
"O ryt. What a noob"
Also known as Yonk Daddy. This has been a nickname for many fellow Yonks. The Yonk community usually has side effects of random spazzing of the Yonks and my rub off on any of the Yonks friends. Some people who do not know how to pronounce Yonkers may use one of her other names such as yonkeee and Yonkauis (Yonk-ali-us). If you do spot a Yonkers it is usually a once in a lifetime opportunity for they are a rare and wild species. One way to avoid a Yonk is to hang around a strawberry field. One way to attract a Yonk is to dress up as a purple power ranger just because. Now one thing you have to remember about Yonks is that every single one of them have a birth name but they are all called Yonks as a cult.
person: "Omg Ella is it just me or does she not act just like a Yonk???"
Ella: "OMG I thought it was just me...well if we listen we might be able to hear her Yonk...that is if she is a Yonk".
Fellow Yonk: *Yonk Yonk Yonk*
Ella and Person: *in sync* "OMG SHE IS A YONK I KNEW IT!!!!"
Purple Power Ranger: *runs next to Yonk*
Yonk: *Follows Yonking*
Purple Power Ranger: *runs into strawberry field*
Yonk: *runs away hissing*
Ella: "OMG she is such a Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)
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