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Take the stuff and you dont get the willies. You can smoke as much weed as you want and you will never get paranoid or anxious.
I've taken 5-HTP for a month and weed has never felt better.
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They are a band. They used to be amazing, making songs like "Sunday Morning", "This Love", "She Will be Loved", and all of the other songs on their first album "Songs about Jane". Now they are shit, making songs like "Moves like Jagger".
*On my Ipod* Friend: What are you listening to?
Me: Maroon 5, back when they were good.
Friend: I don't know who they are, can I listen?
Me: Of course.
Friend: OMG they are awesome! What do they sound like now?
*Youtube, Moves like Jagger* Me: ...This...*Cry*
Friend: Oh god. Why.
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apparently tiktok says we have to wear all black that day
jimmy: you know today’s december 5th right
john: yeah why
jimmy: it’s national wear black day 😞
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think of the iPhone 4S as a white guys penis. now think of the iPhone 5 as a black guys penis. that's the iPhone 5 for you, just bigger than the last...
White Guy #1:hey man look at my iPhone 4S
White Guy #2: not bad, but didn't you get the new iPhone 5?
White Guy #1: Not yet, but that thing is supposed to be bigger than this one.
Black Guy: it sure is. it's as big as my dick... SUCK IT!
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the very sad term directioners use, when none of one direction follows them.
directioner: 0/5 :(
directioner: i feel ya, let's cry together.
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5 hour energy, any 4loko flavor of juice (grape, fruit punch, etc.) and vodka.
Due to the recent ban on 4lokos, 5 loko has been gaining popularity in the 425 area.
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A Battlefield game that is supposedly set is World War Two. It may be a mediocre Battlefield game and a not so good World War Two Game, but it's not as bad as Call Of Duty World War 2.
{Gamer 1}: Battlefield 5 has a lot of problems.
{Gamer 2}: At least it isn't as bad as COD WW2!
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