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number 1 driving school in the milfy way
“oi cunt i’m getting me L’s soon aye”
“make sure to go with Let’s go drive Sydney”
Sydney Girls is a high school situated in Surry Hills. It was established in 1883 and has been a very prestigious and famous school since. Sydney Girls excel in all areas such as dance, art, sport and of course academics being the best girls school in Sydney. They are also the best performing girls school in HSC. Sydney Girls has an extremely welcoming and friendly student body with lots of diversity. The teachers shape the girls into the best person they could be. Sydney Girls also has a vast variety of enjoyable co-curriculars to get a balance for students. Ethel Turner also attended this school.
A girl received astounding results and its no surprise, as she is from Sydney Girls High School
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The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.
"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."
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literally the worst school you could ever go to
dont even think about sending your kids here or going yourself
absolute shithouse of a school and i hope it gets burned to a crisp
south sydney high school really does suck.
The home of gigachads and sigma males. The home to the most alpha, smartest, most athletic, sexiest men you will ever meet. Slays at both sports and academics, produces men so alpha that anyone nearby is forced into a trance, obeying every command they give. Educated Rusell Crowe, Scomo and the CEO of Commonwealth Bank. Despite being government-funded, has rowing sheds, playing fields and is part of the AAGPS. Pupils are famed for their abnormally large genitalia.
Girl 1: Wow I hooked up with someone from Sydney Boys High School last night, and he had the biggest penis I have ever seen. It felt like his cock was in my stomach, and he made me squirt like a fountain. I can't stop thinking about it.
Girl 2: That's just what people at Sydney Boys High School are like. You are so lucky to have met one.
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When you sit between two fat people while on public transportation. They are so fat that they sit basically on their place and on yours at the same time.
Chad: " Ohh nooo look at Karl over there. He gets Sydney Watson´d on the plane."
Tyron;" Yeah he booked the secret 3-hour full body massage Australian program it seems"
The flight ends and Karl "Got Sydney Watson´d"
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shore school
the gay boy school
the player school
the school that hates CM because WM bashed the shit out of him and dropped him on the floor for no reason
the shore school consists of the players, CM, the junkies, drug dealers, surf kids and rich snobs.
the school hat costs $200 with the ribbon costing $80. spending $10 million on their grandstand, $90 million on their gym and none on their students.
a quarter of the school are full of eshlads adlays hungry rats chatty rats and eshays
5% of them are decent. this school is the definition of gay and whenever someone sees them they run away
GO SHORE
“shore school north sydney” once you here that word you yell GAY