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National masturbating day. Masturbate at least once today.
John: let's do it on January 12!
Daniel: BET!!
Emma: today is 12 January, are you in?
Jake: of course!! It's national masturbating day!
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Fuck 12 really just means fuck the police.
Daquan - Dude don't spray paint the bridge! You're gonna get arrested again!
Mikel- Man, Fuck 12.
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National eat a nut covered cracker day
Hey it’s oct 12 time to eat a cracker
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To do something for a long period of time.
I went 12 rounds with that hooch last night.
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A guy with a name like Superdolph or Megadolph, usually at least 7 foot tall.
Megadolph wins the dick measuring contest for the 26th time and keeps the world record with his 12 incher plus sized. There are reports of a 24 incher, though none have been confirmed yet.
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1. The 12 tasks that Alcoholics Anonymous has its members use to find spirituality.
2. A way used by AA to have its members choose a higher power that can be anywhere from a door knob to a harley as a way to find spiritual guidance.
3. The Steps outlined in the Big Book used to control the thought processes of those who follow them.
1. Bill was fun until he joined AA and followed the 12 Steps, now he just apologizes to everyone with a brainwashed smile.
2. Mary followed the 12 Steps of AA. She divorced her husband and married her sponsor leaving her kids behind with no mother.
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