december 13

national fuck 12 day. 13/12 fuck cops acab😁😁

person one: ACAB!
person two: why did you say that out loud?
person one: its december 13th! 13/12 fuck cops!

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Omega 13

Omega 13 is the most powerful and potent thing in the galaxy. One drop is enough to destroy our solar system. Only one man in our world has the power to protect such a substance.
his name: Nick Atwater, The man, The myth, The legend

Nick: Activate... the Omega 13

Duncan (lab servant): The Omega 13... has been activated

Jason: Omega 13 is up and running, head for the hills folks

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May 13

May 13 is when girls get to suck dick

May 13 : all girls go get some

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13 september

the worst day ever satan himself hates this day he wants to commit suicide everytime

13 september wooowwww grape

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april 13

The month of axes, Thomas Jeffersons birthday and the day where an asteroid might hit us in 2036.

THE YEAR 2036 APRIL 12TH

A: Hey have you heard about tomorrow april 13th?
B: Oh I hear that's Thomas Jeffersons birthday!
A: Ah yes, and an asteroid will be hitting the planet killing thousands of people
B: lol!

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April 13

national eat your dad day eat all of dat organs!!!!

hehe its april 13

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September 13

If you were born on September 13 you are a lesbian

I'm born on September 13

That explains why your a lesbian

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