May 14

National McKenzie day/ eat ass day

“Hey did you know it’s May 14?”

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December 14

BENJI KROL DAY! On this day Benjamin Aleksander Krol was born ( a tik toker) and we need to celebrate it so its now a holiday :3

Girl: IT’S DECEMBER 14 LET YOUR INNER STRAWBERRY SHINE!

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February 14

The birthday of the guy destined to be a sex god

Guy 1:Did you hear it's Tyler's birthday today?
Guy 2: It's February 14? Damn I bet he gets more girls than both of us combined

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June 14

Mia was born on this day and she is an amazing person. All the boys will fall at her feet at the end of quarantine and her crush will ask you out.

Wow look at Mia she looks amazing!!! She must have been born on June 14th

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November 14

National follow everyone on your for you page on tiktok day even if you hate it

*goes on tiktok*
*finds gross video*
Ewwww I never want to see this again!
Friend: but it’s November 14
Ughhh I have to follow them

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september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.

Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...

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14 and a half

A phrase used to interrupt your friends without making them stop what they're saying. A code word for reminder is necessary.

Sara: <telling a long story about whatever>
Ashley: 14 and a half lawn gnome!
Sara: <continues to tell story>

.... a while later

(Either Sara or Ashley): So... 14 and a half lawn gnome.
<then Ashley gets to tell her story.>

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