September 18

The hottest most funny guys are born on this day and you better date them before you can’t

Wow he was born on September 18 you better ride that dick like there’s no tomorrow

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November 18

Day to slap a slag called Maria

Guy: “hey Maria’’(slaps)
Maria: “what was that for’’
Guy: “Today is November 18th ,slap a slag called Maria day”
Maria : “Ok’’

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The 18 wheeler

A complete human centipede made up of quadriplegics.

Debra constructed the 18 wheeler made up of exactly 9 “willing” subjects.

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18/12

your tallest friend gets to kill you

18/12 means that you can kill your friends

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October 18

The day you tell this girl you snap that you wanna be more then friends.

Aye it’s October 18 lemme go snap this hot bitch something.

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October 18

National ask your crush out

It’s October 18th. I’m going to ask my crush out

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October 18

National Lila’s a hoe day

hey it’s october 18th wow it’s pilas a hoe day

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