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Christian

When you see him, you will find yourself running for your life as he is very, very ugly. He is also very, very stupid so you may find him asking you for answers. If you see this person, immediately run for your life!

An example of what a Christian would say during a verbal fight: โ€œOH YEAH EGGHEAD MOTHERTRUCKER!?โ€ And ladies and gentlemen, that is a Christian. It does not take long to see the signs.

by jiminie_pabobts January 3, 2019

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Christian

The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.

"Damn, Christian is only on the team because he's the coach's son."

"Yeah, he sucks."

by NCBuckets January 17, 2018

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Christians

A crazy group of radical terrorist

Christians are a religious cult

Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?

Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.

Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.

by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017

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christian

a sexy bitch who gets all the girls and is good at all sports

I wish I could be christian

by 1212348574839382635 May 16, 2018

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Christian

A white fuckboy who is extremely cocky and will eventually show up to school thinking it's the shooting range.

Careful of that guy over there, he's a Christian

by White Man20 October 15, 2018

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Christian

This person is the most stupid and insignificant person you will ever meet it. It is truly enlightening to be away from this spasticate piece of shit.i have put myself under exigent demand to inform you how confined his knowledge is,if you would like to lose brain cells I recommend you to converse with a Christian on a daily basis

Yo dude that guy is such a Christian
He shit himself while watching the lion king two because the lions scared him

by jackja February 26, 2019

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Christian

Christian is a rich,kind,smart,and better than everyone person he will throw shade at you when he thinks it's sunny,he doesn't care what anybody else thinks and he is a boss ass bitch

You are such a Christian

by Blac Chyna March 8, 2016

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