Henry the 8th

King Henry the 8th was a fat king of England who created Parliment and didn't go to Chatholic Church he was a christian and had six wifes through out his life. He was the Father to Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth.

Rumor has it when he was so fat that when he dies he exploded in his coffin.

Didn't Henry the 8th explode when he died?

Thats what i was told.

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Henry VIII

The greatest pimp of all time.

"He may be a pretty badass pimp, but he has nothing on Henry VIII."

"When he was done with his hoes, Henry VIII did more than just bitch slap them: he bitch decapitated them! What a pimp!"

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james-henry

1.Apparently the worlds most evil and secretive witch! James-Henry is an amazing magic man, somehow related to all of Hinduism and Satanism. His religion is far different from all known it's mostly a combination of Jesus and Ghandi.
2. Object of all hatred for most "christians" since he follows their religion better than they do, and is very much more magical than most.

"James-Henry yeah! whatta witch, I bet he's about to do a seance.

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henry and charlotte

The perfect couple that could ever exist, they are most likely going to be together forever no matter what age they meet. Their personalities fit together perfectly and they have great fun and amazing sex. They may argue a bit but they make up easily because they love each other so much. They both make each other laugh and have some seriously weird moments together. Overall they try as hard as possible to make each other happy no matter what the cost. <3

Person 1: Hey have you heard henry and charlotte have started dating!?
Person 2: Oh yeah they are so lucky they will have such a great relationship !!

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Henry

A hot and sweet guy with a beautiful smile that always brightens up the room. Always finds a way to make you blush and laugh. Can act dumb but is secretly smart when he wants to be. He's kinda bald but his hair always looks sooo gooodddddd.

Omg who's that hot and sweet guy?

That's Henry ya dumbo

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pulling a henri

to hook up with a girl and lead her on and then tell her that you "dont want a relationship"

guy:hey lets hook up tonight
girl: YEAAAAAA come on:)
(hook up)
guy: lets meet later
girl:holla
guy (later): i dont want a relationship but it was fun
girl:omg ur pulling a henri arent u

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Henry’s penis

An average penis bigger then yours.

Oof look at Henry’s penis.

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