A Sponge Kid is a female between 13-22 who goes to all ages club , hangs at malls, and wheres tna, spongebob backpacks,kangroos. Sponge kids tend to have a very low iq, but do not judge them sometimes they can take really fuck you over in a very snakish way.
person: what u doin this weekend
Sponge Kid: going clubing
A tampon for a very large vagina.
Guy 1: Dude how was she ?
Guy 2: After I got done with her, shes gonna need camel sponges .
To lay down on a floor and corner peek on Rainbow Six Siege.
Bro I just got killed by this fuckin floor sponge in garage
The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.
It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.
When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.
She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.
The art of understanding spongebob memes, phrases, and other miscellaneous spongebob topics
Guy getting jacked off.
Guy: firmly grasp it
Girl: i see you speak in sponge tongues.
Guy: marry me
A phrase used for when a person is too soft and sucks up to people a lot.
Jeff: Bruh, you sponge it up too much.
Todd: Yeah, but only to Natalie...