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One person suctions their lips to the other person's asshole. The latter takes a volcano shit into the first person's mouth. Then the second person throws the volcano shit back up into the other persons asshole. The first person then sits back and gets into money shot position. Finally the second person farts and sprays the shitty vomit mixture up all over the first person's face.
Guy 1 - "I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."
Guy 2 - "Yeah, you're dad gave me an Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday."
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SHE'S B-E-A-utiful. Ben ses u have scraggy bits in your hair?! I dnt no what he means lol has bony feet and straightens her arm pit hairs.
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A giant freak who likes to eat giant turds that are very smelly. He keeps them in his mouth for a long time before he swallows.
"That guy did an Otis Cooper-West"
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Liberal Christian offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention. CBF's focus is on egalitarian social and political policies along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.
CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tact on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."
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this is the question you ask when you've sneezed and you want to make sure there is no green on display
"ATCHOOOOO, shit am i hangin with mr cooper?"
"nah mate, the courts clear!!"
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An offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention that is not as committed to defending the doctrine of the inerrancy of the Bible as the SBC since Evangelicals recaptured the denomination from liberals and moderates. CBF also presents a more egalitarian set of policies on social and political issues along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.
CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tack on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."
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Lost to Cooper Rush at home- the excuse that biased ravens fans use when Giants fans clown them for losing to them. For some reason they bring up the argument that cooper rush beat them in their home stadium when naming the teams that they played during the season. Dont understand but needs to be said.
HA HA ravens you guys lost to the giants. Ok well at least my schedule isnt mickeymouse, lets see who you played, Beat the Titans off a field Goal miss, beat the panthers when they were no good, LOST TO COOPER RUSH AT HOME.