let's find out
I went to a burger place and saw fries and wondered ARE THESE THE WORLDS MOST CRISPY FRIES...
A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.
Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night
a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.
(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.
random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.
Have you heared what happened to Joe?
No what?
He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.
Oh my god, why?
Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
When you cum on your girls butt and you let it dry
Bowie I gave my girlfriend crispy Bottom last night
When a persons underwear gets worn too long and then not washed for even longer.
Bro, the other day I was doing laundry and I found my aunts crispy strips.
A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.
Tony: So why happened to Wong?
Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle