a piece of meat (dick) that is overwhelming dirty w/ either some type of fungus, dirt, or athlete's dick.
yea so i went to Sulvestors yesterday and i gave him a filthy banana in the mouth
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When you and your partner shit in the hand of your hand and begin to jack you off with the shity lubricated hand.
hey Joseph want to go pull off the old filthy calzone and then catch a movie after I her garfield two is pritty good.
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When you got your girl in doggy style while she is on her monthly cycle you start hooting and hollering like you are at the rodeo. When things get red enough you pull out and announce to her that she is about to become a filthy rodeo clown. You then dab your unit on her nose round and round until it is completely red like a rodeo clown. Then you tell her that the bull needs to get behind her one more time and finish the job up.
Hey Dave!! I got pissed off last night when I left the bar and went home with Roxanna. I gave her a filthy rodeo clown and I didn't even have to tell her what to do...she said she had already done it many times !!!
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Problems that are one step past first world problems
So I caught a bit of a conversation today at the gym between a maybe mid 40's guy and his personal trainer. It was about what color his new lambo should be.
Can't be white because my other Lambo that I keep in Vegas (must have a house in vegas - who doesn't right?) is white. And red is right out. That's a Ferrari color. And my ferrari is red. Maybe orange or lime green. Hey - do they make it in silver, that's a nice color.
Filthy Rich Problems...
The British version of the infamous Dirty Gas Pump. Starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.
I know she wants a filthy petrol nozzle when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaurant, but she doesn't tip because she's British.
When a Youtuber creates content that involves a storyline, different characters, a specific type of humor, and set in a certain imaginary world.
(Something that is often commented on Youtube videos by people who apparently hasn't seen a single fucking movie or tv show, but rather lived in a cave all their lives with nothing but a computer and access to Franks youtube channel)
"This seems oddly familiar to something Filthy Frank does! but i'm too stupid to know that frank isnt original himself, SO FUCK YOU! You fucking Filthy Frank Copy" - Kid with down syndrome.