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'The Champagne of Beers', introduced in 1903 by Miller Brewing when people thought champagne was something special. Rumor has it that it once was something you could not only swallow, but somewhat enjoy. It's recipe has since been modified. Today, it's a cheaply brewed 'beer' that is made with one part leftover natural grain dust from real brews and one part miscellaneous animal by-product from super-massive poultry/livestock farms that often service fast food chains (dried and ground into dust).
Another example of bait-and-switch labeling.
Also referenced recently by idiots that do dares.
Idiots prove these tales to be true via 'dare':
"The human body can't possibly drink a gallon of milk in an hour and keep it down."
"You can't eat two tablespoon-fulls of nutmeg without vomiting"
"Drinking miller high life in excess of 4 ounces per day for a week gives one any range of various medical disorders"
-In the case of miller high life it might even be considered fun to see which disease/disorder the consumer acquires.
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Something like your favorite thing calms you down to it, after 15-30 minutes you start to slowly hate it with a passion.
I hate having the Baker-miller pink effect, i wanna draw again but i hate it!
A ghetto ass middle school in Durango where the teachers suck and guys are hoes. But so are the girls. Everyone there is all talk but no fight. Everyone thinks they’re really cool when they’re just annoying. All the teachers there are bitches and everyone low key hates each other.
Hey you going to Hoyt C. Miller Middle School with me to get some pot.
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Possibly the best song ever to be produced, created by Cheef Keef and Mac Miller. The mere mentioning of this song in any social interaction will immediately make the one who mentioned it at least 18,000× more attractive and intelligent. As well as the fact that who ever likes this song will automatically become a neurosurgeon.
Some hot girl: What kind of music do you like?
Guy: I really like that song, Cheef Keef - I just wanna (feat. Mac Miller).
Some hot girl: Have sex with me right now.
when someone tells you a pointless stupid story that has no importance or relevance to what you were talking about.
Jacquie-"This one time, i saw this guy and he said hi to me."
Dan-"Wow that was a great Hi Vincent Hi Miller story."
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Riley Linda Jean Miller loves having diarrhea
The most American lovin person in the USA. The ultimate nice guy that’s always going the extra distance and living a fun life
Wow, you’re a real Jon miller. You love America!