(I need an Uncle Deavien!!)

The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.

Yo! Have you heard of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” ?

(I need an Uncle Deavien!!) - The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.

i might need security

A song by Chance the Rapper that goes hard and samples a Jamie Foxx bit.

bro did you hear I Might Need Security?
yeah chance went off that shit was fire

MNA (Man needs ass)

For parents can refer to getting an ass whooping
For a hookup, it means you or someone else needs/wants to have sex

Parents: i failed my apes text, once i get home to my parents, that MNA (man needs ass)
Hookup: He’s so cute, man that MNA (man needs ass)

My Tummy needs a hug

My tummy or stomach as normal people use is stating the fact that my brain is not working at the moment and i am unable to say my stomach or tummy as ECEs would say need food or to settle down but i would like you to give me a hug anyways just don't pat my tummy

Girl 1: well i should be leaving now

Girl 2: Bye wow

"My Tummy needs a hug"

Girl 1 and 3 and 4: huh? what?

Girl 2: ummm i need my tummy to settle down

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need to let 'um soak

What you say when (1) you're supposed to have washed a bunch of big cooking pots, (2) you don't and just fill them a little with water, and (3) someone asks why the pots have not been washed.

A: Hey! Weren't you supposed to wash all the dishes last night. B: I did except for these, I need to let 'um soak. A: You are so lazy.

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where ya need me.

An expression for letting your friends know that you are ready to help them out whenever they need. An easy way to let someone know you've got their back.

Homey #1:
When we out in Vegas this weekend, there's a good chance I might need you to help me dispose of some late-night aftermath, ya dig?

Homey #2:
No doubt. Where ya need me.

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need some dough

to need something you make cookies out really badly

OMG man I really need some dough right now!
pillsberry dough boy where are you in my hour of need!?!?!

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