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A term used to describe people who lack sophistication and culture.
People who are just generally ignorant of finer aspects of music, art, philosophy, etc.
The painful opposite of high art.
"Man, that dude is so low art. He definitely doesn't casually listen to Stravinsky on the weekends".
"David didn't know who Aristotle was. He's definitely low art".
"Jesus Christ, David is so low art he thought Beethoven was a piano-playing Saint Bernard".
"I just proofread one of David's essays and he doesn't use an oxford conma. Talk about low art".
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A movie theater that generally shows films which are not considered main stream, often foreign or independent. They can often be identified by their self righteous clientele of movie snobs and alternative concessions items such as fine pastries and espresso (just in case the movie is really good). They are frequented by middle aged and old people under the recommendation of the local culture publication, in addition to hipsters, yuppies, goths, emo kids and any other branch of youth that adheres to a counter culture. The underlying implication here is that the low production values and unique storylines make for a rich movie going experience vastly superior to the packaged, stadium seated, blockbuster experience of major movie theaters. It is for this reason that these cinematic sanctuaries are distinguished as art houses. However the reality is that many of the films shown in these theaters have gotten little exposure for good reason...they suck. And these theaters serve the dual function of feeding the counter culturists' insatiable desire to wallow in all things independent and obscure while providing middle aged people with a non hostile alternative to the local megaplex.
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A euphemism for a theater that shows gay porn.
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Bill: So what are you up to tonight?
Steve: I'm going to see a French film at the art house.
Bill: (Takes a swig of beer) Art house! You fruity bitch call it a movie theater like the rest of us.
Steve: But that's what it's called an art hou...
Bill: (Bludgeons Steve with a cowboy boot caked in freshly dried cement)
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Bill: So what are you up to tonight?
Steve: I'm going to see a gay porn at the art house.
Bill: (Takes a swig of beer) You wanna fuck?
Steve: Do I ever!
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a college student who has been awake for six days and can still think circles around business majors
oh shit, i was gonna open a business but then an art major figured out how to do it easier, faster and prettier in twenty minutes.
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A thot that think they know how to do art
Oh look at that art hoe.
that bitch don't even know how to paint.
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animal and human sex if you go on google image that it
Art of zoo
animal and humans
but the animal are the top.
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Kids who like Art, and know it is their forte. They do art, appreciate art, and talk with other art fags about art. It happens to be their thing. Other people are jealous because art is a difficult concept and they don't have the capacity or the introduction to understand it. They make petty hatred posts on Urbandictionary, and are unfriendly too the art fags who sit in the back of class and talk about their latest painting, while everyone else goes on about one tree hill or Halo 3 or American Idol or whatever.
Aint nothing wrong with liking Art. I'm and Art Fag and PROUD of it.
We can't all like sport. I happen to have found a way to express my feelings through painting. I never claimed to be an empiricist. I'm an art fag, so sue me.
David and Harry tended not to talk to Sarah and Gab in Maths. They were always being art fags and talking about Dali or Oils vs. Watercolors or whatever. David hated them for being art fags. And cause they never did math.
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The unfortunate occurrance of when, while being hung over or extremely drunk, one is forced to stand up from the toilet in which he was shitting to barf, spraying diarrhea all over the wall.
John's mom wondered what the hell happened in the bathroom after seeing his massive brown art on the wall.
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